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2.最近看着老公脸上皮肤差得不行，晚上强迫他敷个面膜，他很抗拒的说都是娘儿们用的，不用！我把他往床上一推，再往他身上一骑，撕开了面膜往他脸上贴，他不停的挣扎，大叫说我“谋杀亲夫!”我更用力压着他，婆婆急匆匆进来看了一眼，赶紧退出去拉上门：“哎呀这种事怎么都不关门呢！”

3.Lz开个修车铺～前几个月招个学徒工，这小伙子人很勤快，学本事也厉害，几个月下来学会很多东西。刚刚有人来买配件，他在修车我在打王者，我喊他起来招待顾客，他站起来一把把我手机夺走了，“你就自己玩游戏，这是你的店还是我的店？这么大个老板一点不让我省心，快去招待顾客，我还得给你赚钱呢！”我……

4.店里新来了一很卡哇伊的萌妹，由于长发上班得扎起来，她就让我带她去剪短。我在旁边玩手机等，剪完后，她磨蹭着不走，问我：“娟子姐，你跟这店长很熟对不?”我说是的，你想优惠是吧？不用你付钱，我请客。她摆手说：“不是不是，我闻到后面厨房有排骨香味了，我想吃排骨!”

5.上床拔充电器，踩着梯子无奈胳膊短是硬伤，只把数据线揪下来了，大头还插在里面。我对床对头的阿灿说:帮我把头拔了，他疑惑看看我，我又说道:帮我把头拔了，等着用呢！！他又愣了一下，似乎下定决心，然后抱着我的头使劲向上提……

6.我有一个闺蜜，净身高168cm，成功减肥之后又高又瘦达到60kg，并且腿还长，我看了之后感觉她要美过我了，然后我就让她在我家住了一个星期，天天给她吃零食，一天24小时只要她醒着就要让她吃，不吃哄着也得让她吃，然后不让她下床，给她拿到床跟前的让她吃，然后一个星期过去了，她成功的飙到了75kg，我送她上高铁的时候，我终于开心的笑了，哈哈......

7.老妈重感冒住院，早上医生查房时说可以出院了，结果老妈不走，偷偷跟我说：丫头，你看隔壁病床上刚来的老太太了吗？有个很帅气的儿子，再多住两天，我就能把老太太儿子的情况摸透了，我这都是为了你啊，将来你们结婚了，你可别嫁了老公忘了娘！

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8.lz业务员，今天去一公司谈业务，一见到来人，我眼睛都亮了，那是位明星似的美女!化着精致的妆，非常漂亮，让我意外的是她一看见我就说：“我们见过，我一直记得你!”我更高兴了，赶紧双手握住她一只芊芊玉手：“那我们合作肯定更愉快!……我们之前真的见过吗？”美女笑看着我，说：“真的，我有次跟朋友玩大冒险，下着大雨，我在马路上找你要一块钱，你说我是骗子，叫我滚。”

“——Hensh。” 双手拂过逢魔时王驱动器的两侧，金色雾状光粒子浮动开来，随即将红凯缠绕包裹。 与此同时，清脆且充满威严的粗犷电子音在逢魔时王驱动器上响起—— “祝福时刻，至仁至善至高至强之王，OHMAZi-O!” 大地上流动的无数炙热岩浆与金色滚烫的钟表指针朝着站在中心点的红凯极速收拢汇聚而去，最终全数没入了红凯体内！ 一套威风凌凌的甲胄逐渐裹在了红凯的身躯上，金色的电流在滋滋作响的声音中在甲胄上奔腾涌动。 顷刻间，一股金黑色的气焰扩散开来，气势惊人。 缓缓抬起头，逢魔时王面部的红色眼睛处正燃烧着炙热的火光，红色的文字飞到脸部位置稳稳的贴合在了面部之上！ 目视前方的异类Decade，逢魔时王身体忽然间变得昏暗无光，紧接着黑色的气焰从他身上燃烧而起！ “——轰！” 随着逢魔时王身体一震，变身残留的一道破坏力骇人无比的黑金色冲击光带直奔异类Decade而去！ “踏踏踏——” 斯沃鲁兹被这股变身形成的冲击波掀退了好几步方才稳住身形，但他不仅不畏惧，反而显得兴奋无比！ 周围躲藏在店铺里的那些路人们，也是看傻了眼。 “这……这尼玛是什么鬼啊？！谁能告诉我，我是在做梦对吧？” “逢魔时王……真的是逢魔时王！！那个少年真的是常磐庄吾！他变身成逢魔时王了！” “太，太难以置信了，我的世界观……崩塌了……幻想世界的人物怎么可能出现在现实世界！！？” 这些围观的路人们一个个瞠目结舌，实在对眼前所看到的光景难以相信！ 看到逢魔时王这种霸气绝伦变身光景的一名路人，竟是激动的高喊出声—— “庆贺吧！超越时空，通宵过去未来的终极时间之王，于此诞生！他就是逢魔时王！” 这名兴奋无比的路人庆贺完毕后，他仿佛意识到了什么，连忙躲藏了起来，瑟瑟发抖。 身穿着金黑两色逢魔甲胄的红凯将视线缓缓移动到了斯沃鲁兹身上，他听见了斯沃鲁兹的愉悦笑声。 “哈哈哈哈哈，没想到啊……我可是一直都在等待这一刻！为了让常磐庄吾成为逢魔时王，我做了多少事情！现在，我马上就要获得逢魔时王的力量了！” 斯沃鲁兹话音落下，他将手臂一挥，一股紫黑色的光流朝着红凯的所在地飞了过去。 红凯冷哼一声，一股无形的能量爆发开来，夹带着恐怖的风浪，竟是瞬间将斯沃鲁兹放出的紫色光流击散开来！ “纳……纳尼？！这股力量……竟然如此庞大？”斯沃鲁兹震惊的叫出了声。 红凯握了握手，他也是初次变身成为逢魔时王，感受着体内澎湃磅礴的强大力量，他对逢魔之力的认知又有了更进一步的提升！ 这股力量，真的太强大了！ 强大到，仿佛世界都尽可握在手中！ 目视着前方的斯沃鲁兹，红凯这才意识到，斯沃鲁But if anyone dares to come forward and touch the pupa, it will be penetrated by dense black hair. For a time, both sides were confronting each other, and no one was willing to give in“ Are you busy? " Qin An holds an umbrella and leans against the door, blocking the only entrance and exit of the toilet. He looks inside with great interest. The black haired girl was stunned for a moment, and then showed a very stiff smile. She had communicated with bear doll well before, and the two people in the dormitory left it, although I don't know why the man appeared here. But it doesn't matter anymore. It will be her prey. Dense black hair spread along the wall, quietly close to Qin'an. A large number of unreal spirits also turn to Qin'an. It's obvious that if they confront the black haired girl, they might as well enjoy the man in front of them“ It seems that you don't intend to have a good talk. " Qin an opened the embroidered umbrella with a smile, and his figure in a blue and white dress appeared under the umbrella, full of despair and fear, which directly filled the whole haunted house. In the depths of the haunted house, the fighting bear doll and the man in the suit both stopped, looked at each other, trembled and hugged each other tightly. In the dormitory, Zhang Jingfu, with his eyes closed, suddenly rolled out of bed and vomited desperately. With his eyes turned, his voice trembled and he said the last sentence. He really passed out in a coma, "what the hell is this?" All the remnant spirits didn't even make a sound. Under the impact of the breath, they turned into black fog and entered Li Xia's body. The black haired girl screams in fear and wants to escape, but the toilet door has been blocked by Qin An, and the black hair turns into a vast river“ Simply devouring the spirit of fear, there is no reason at all. " Li Xia gently holds the embroidered umbrella. The blue and white embroidered umbrella is dyed red by blood. A drop of blood leaches and falls on the ground along the edge of the umbrella. It turns into a sea of silent blood. All the black hair disappears in a flash. Her body shape is the only white in the whole blood red, with a thrilling smile on her morbid pale face, she points at the black haired girl at will. Countless hands stretched out from the sea of blood, grabbed the black haired girl and dragged her deep into the sea. Although the black haired girl struggled desperately, she couldn't shake a cent until the whole person sank in the sea of blood, and the whole sea of blood returned to silence. Qin An looked down curiously, because he had never seen such a big sea of blood summoned by Li Xia. Even he was frightened by this look. Under the sea of blood, countless distortions秦安体内，昨晚他太累了，后半段的剪辑处理都是在脑海一片浆糊的状态下完成的。 他想拿过离夏手里的手机，没想到这丫头完全不放手，任凭自己跟随着手机被拉进怀里。 令秦安万万没想的是，他早上上传的视频这个时候已经被顶到排行榜第一名，热度爆炸，热搜名为《一点都不正经的恐怖视频》。 而且新消息的提示已经高达99+，再多也显示不出来了。 什么情况？ 这都能火？ 怀着种种不解的秦安刚点开视频，映入眼帘的就是满屏五颜六色，奇形怪状的弹幕。 “哈哈哈哈，这视频也太搞了吧！剪辑和背景音乐都是乱加的，拍摄的手法一点也不专业，建议多学三年。” “要是灵体真的是这样，也就不会让人觉得恐怖了，一看就是演员化了妆，然后通过特效道具加工的。” “吊着的女人刚出现的时候让我心头一跳，扇叶断了的时候把我笑吐了，鬼畜区快来干活。” “这是搞笑视频吧？为什么投在恐怖分区？蹭热度？不要脸！” “后面校服男生躲避上吊女人的追杀，穿上那套西装后为什么会突然拥有能够反杀上吊女人的力量？而且突然出现的那道光是什么意思？他变成了光吗？” “上面的，搞笑视频不要太用心思考，你没看校服男生攻击上吊女人的时候都是手脚无力，脸上带着恐惧吗？明显就是业余演员。” “就这？居然还好意思取名叫《恐怖撞灵事件》来投稿？” “我喜欢那个自闭的小姐姐，那耸耸的样子居然意外的可爱。” 这也行？？？ 秦安看着视频下面的恐怖，搞笑，烂片，精彩等等几个完全风马牛不相及的标签陷入深深的沉思。 他发现自己好像将不用的花絮和正片不小心剪辑在一起了，总之整部电影没有一处是按照他原来的想法来进行的。 不过算了，无论过程怎么样，得到的效果已经远远超出了预期。第七十四章 黑影怪物再现 墟中，参与拍摄的灵体围坐在电视前，不断重复观看已经上传的微电影，不漏过任Let yourself vent your emotions. Lin Huan sighed and said, 'He is not good at communicating, he can't listen, and he can't see and perceive the beauty of this world.' 'I have been to his home, the Sunshine Photo Gallery, for a family visit, and I can confirm that a large part of it is caused by his parents. 'I have met Manager Liu, he seems to be a good person.' 'Qin An didn't want to tell her about the Sunshine Photo Gallery. 'Indeed, they used extremely high standards to demand Liu Shanyu, requiring him to be independent from a very young age, especially not to trouble others. 'Is that right?' 'Qin An couldn't think of a problem. 'Some people have a soft heart, some have a strong heart, and everyone is different. 'Lin Huan stared at Qin An for a while before continuing: 'I have been with him to enlighten him for a while, but I can't completely open his heart. He needs to sleep by himself since he was four years old. Once, because of thunder and rain, he cried and wanted He slept with his parents, but was locked in his room by Liu Wangxian instead. 'There are a lot of similar things. Afterwards, no matter what happened to him, he was not telling others. Chapter 64 Liu Shanyu 'Did anything special happen to Liu Shanyu before he disappeared?' 'Qin An continued to ask, he has roughly outlined Liu Shanyu in his heart. 'He has always been special, always saying that there are many weird people around him in the dormitory. Now I think it might be a spirit body.' Right. 'Lin Huan smiled bitterly, then thought of something again, and added: 'About a week before he disappeared, he didn't talk about the spirit body anymore, but said that there were five monsters who wanted to take him away to a place where there was no pain. 'But the night before he disappeared, he was holding a knife and standing in front of a roommate's bed who often bullied him. Fortunately, someone got up to go to the bathroom and found him in time and stopped him. The school felt that he was a defective personality and would pose a threat to other students. Was ordered to drop out. 'While waiting for his parents to come to school, Liu Shanyu disappeared, but after checking all the videos, he didn't find that he had walked out of the school gate, so he disappeared inside the school. 'At first, it was suspected that he committed suicide through the artificial river in the school, because his family portrait was found on the bridge over the river that was rumored to be a strange story, but the whole river was drained and no body was found. The air fell into silence, only the wall clock on the wall was ticking. Qin An kept rubbing.大王卡助手电信 【领取免费流量】 王卡助手移动王卡助手,王卡助手号,王卡助手联通,王卡助手娃娃,王卡助手移动,王卡助手,王卡助手申请 大王卡助手充值,大王卡助手电信,大王卡助手,大王卡助手联通,大王卡助手移动