吾皇:猫到底是个什么玩意儿?
发布于 2021-09-08 01:01
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The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
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就算瞒过了我的鼻子也瞒不过我的耳朵……
据我所知
猫是比人类更高级的智慧生物……
其次，猫都是很傲娇的……
强吻什么的，想都不要想！
我们喵星人都爱憎分明
有恩报恩，有仇报仇……
我为什么生你气你自己心里没数吗？
人类老是认为，是个猫就应该会捉老鼠
科科，对此我持保留意见……
好吧为了保住面子，我也是不容易
别吐槽我“卖身不卖艺”
卖萌很累的好不好……
据说养猫的人都特别舍得为猫花钱
看看这差别对待，就知道我们猫的家庭地位如何了……
The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
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