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上学那会儿，班里有个男生是台湾人，从台湾带了本特别漂亮的信纸，大家都很羡慕。

当时我暗恋另一个男生，决定每天写情书给他，但是找来找去找不到比台湾那男生更漂亮的信纸了，于是趁他不注意偷偷撕了一张，有了第一次就有第二次，每天撕一张，直到一星期后，被我暗恋那男生当着全班的面把信撕的粉碎，指着台湾那个男生狠狠的说，你再怎么表白也没用，我喜欢的是女生！

2："大爷，您当年捡个破烂，找了个大妈却这么漂亮，有什么秘诀吗？"“我也不知道你大妈咋看上我的，那年我卖完破烂，路过一家黄金首饰店，进去看看热闹，你大妈在里面当销售员。我就习惯性地问了一句：“这东西多少钱一斤？”后来我们就结婚了！结果结婚以后，一吵架她就骂我装什么装啊

3：志刚骑着电动车去接女友下班。虚荣的女友见有同事在场，于是装X质问志刚道：“怎么回事啊？你那台汽车又出问题啦？”志刚厌恶女友的虚荣心却又不便拆穿她，于是说道：“我那台车有啥问题，你心里没个13数？”

4：中午吃完饭在路边等车，只看见一位老人骑三轮车把一辆奔驰车刮掉了一块漆，奔驰车主下来看看后沉默了会，咬着牙说，你就赔39块钱得了。老人也沉默了会说道，小伙子，我30块钱能买一桶油漆了，都够喷你一个车的了，你可不能讹人啊！

5：上初中那会，我和同桌都喜欢上课时听歌，那时觉得很潮流。一人一个耳机，心情倍好，过了一会同桌说她不想听了，耳机直接塞到我另一只耳朵里，这样比一只耳机听着音效更好，我直接来了句：“双耳效应就是好”结果，老师和全班同学都齐刷刷的看着我，同桌捂着嘴笑个不停……

6：家里还没有电视那会儿，我总是站在别人家门口看动画片，老妈看在眼里，终于有一天她跟老爸商量道：儿子整天站在别人家门口看电视多累啊！再苦也不能苦孩子啊！我听得那个激动呀！老妈接着说：不如帮儿子买张小塑料凳吧！轻巧方便携带！

7：夏天到了，家里吃西瓜都是一切两半，用勺子挖着吃。中间没有瓜子的部分是儿子的，周围一圈是老婆的，如果他们吃不下，还有剩的才是我的。这是经过我们多次实践最合理的分配方式，每个人都是开开心心的。当然，人家娘俩是真开心，我是不敢不开心。

8：每天一到早上就听见隔壁乱叫，终于我脑子一热把她臭骂了一顿，天天大晚上的叫一帮朋友吵闹，太没公德心了，还有家狗也是一直叫，整天在家开派对，真让人受不了啊，问题是还不带我一起。

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，话匣子一打开就收不住了。 “我们下周有个同学聚会，很多同学都会来参加，你要不要也过来？班长之前几次聚会都想邀请你来着，只是找不到你的联系方式。” 秦安正在四处打量屋子，并没有发现异常，他不知道是什么原因让白初晴刚刚如此恐惧，听到这话才回过神道：“算了吧，也没有几个熟识的同学。” 白初晴还想继续劝说，却听到门外响起敲门声，顿时神色紧张地望着门口的方向，听到是隔壁的声音才略微放松下来。 这一幕完全被秦安收在眼里，皱眉道：“你好像很在意敲门声？” 白初晴握着茶壶的手猛然用力，神色犹豫，片刻后才断断续续道：“这就是我发布兼职的原因了，你相信这个世界上有鬼吗？” “这个世界哪有妖魔鬼怪，你要相信科学。”秦安轻笑道，同时在心里补充一句，不过有灵体罢了。 “曾经我也相信科学，直到三天前。”白初晴眼眶都红了，看来是经历过某种印象深刻的事，“我也不瞒着你，但是听完之后，希望可以帮帮我。” 秦安眉头挑动，望向漂浮在半空中，只有他能看到的离夏。 离夏下巴一扬，表示不想搭理这件事，谁让她刚进门就嫌弃为什么还不把伞丢掉。 “八百块啊！你想想可以买多少大排骨，可以给你追多少剧！”秦安在脑海中动之以情晓之以理。 明白家里财政情况严峻的离夏，犹豫了一瞬才不情不愿地点头、 “你说吧，能帮得上忙的地方我肯定帮忙。”秦安有了底气后才说道。 白初晴捂着发烫的茶杯，深吸口气道：“三天前，我下班的时候，在十字路口碰到个穿着花棉袄的老太太。” “原先我还以为老人碰到困难，就上去看看她需不需要帮助。”说到这里白初晴的眼泪一下子就下来了，“老太太一句话都不说，就一直佝偻着腰低头看着地上。” “我这才发现老太太的不对劲，因为她穿的是一双高跟鞋，而且周围其他人好像看不到老太太一样。” “于是就赶紧离开，却没想到老太太一直跟在我身后Let’s talk about it first, and Zhu Cihong asked, 'Is there anything wrong with you coming to me? If you have any, you don’t need to worry about it, you can say it, if it can be solved, I will solve it.' Zhu Cihong has the intention to develop Hou Fangyu. They used this to fight against King Fu for their subordinates. Although they had no official positions, they had to have at least a few imperial literati to run errands for themselves, right? But they didn't expect that Hou Fangyu and the others proposed something unexpected for Zhu Cihong, and Zhu Cihong couldn't believe it anyway. 'His Royal Highness, Ciwei and I have nothing to ask for. We only hope that His Highness can join hands with Fushe to eradicate the rapes in the DPRK and restore the great rivers and mountains of Daming.' Hou Fangyu said and observed Zhu Cihong's expression, for fear that his words would provoke him. After all, they only met Zhu Cihong yesterday, and they had rarely heard of the prince before, so they didn't know much about Zhu Cihong's personal temperament. However, according to the performance of other vassals, most of the people in the old Zhu family were fierce and cruel people. When the Taizu was in power, King Qin dared to slaughter the servants and officials in the mansion unscrupulously, almost treating others as others. Like pigs and cows. 'What? What did you say?' Zhu Cihong thought he had heard it wrong, and Hou Fangyu and Wu Ciwei begged to accept them. He wondered if the sun came out from the west? I have only known them for two days, and I have said a few words, how can these literati bet on themselves so confidently, it is really strange. Hou Fangyu and Wu Ciwei thought they had said something wrong, and Zhu Cihong didn't want to accept them, let alone have any relationship with them, poor scholars who didn't even have an official position. Hou Fangyu and Wu Ciwei thought, oh, after all, they paid the wrong way. They thought that the prince was a passionate young man who could do a big and earth-shattering career with them, but they didn't expect it to be like this. 'Since His Royal Highness didn't mean this, Fang Yu and Ciwei were clever by themselves, so let's say goodbye.' Hou Fangyu was about to turn around and leave with Wu Ciwei. 'Wait, let me ask before you talk.' Zhu Cihong said to keep them, hearing Zhu Cihong's words, Hou Fangyu still had a glimmer of hope, so he turned and stood still and waited for Zhu Cihong's inquiry. 'Why do you want to do things for? Don't you know that I am just a short-headed prince, and the power is in the hands of Fu Wang, Ma Shiying, Ruan Dacheng and others?' Zhu Cihong was very curious. In fact, he is not a short-headed prince, and King Fu does not have much power. It is just that he has a lot of power in the army, so it is a source of fear. In politics, the two are actually half a cat. 'I will know it naturally, but giving up life for justice is the way to serve as a minister. Is it because he is so powerful? Then I would rather lose this fame and escape into the mountains and forests.' Hou Fangyu and Wu Ciwei said in unison. When Zhu Cihong heard this, he smiled happily. These pedantic literati only knew about the examination of the imperial examination system. The nerds of the Four Books and Five Classics attracted him the most. 'Well, this sentence is enough. In that case, you will be my loyal minister in the future.' 'But the teacher is unknown, and you only have fame in your body, and there is no official position. I will give you two more. Zhi is a guest of the prince’s mansion and receives three taels of silver per month. The rest of the people are waiting for the prince’s guests to receive one or two silver per month.” To receive them under his command, Zhu Cihong will not only give them official positions, but also give them silver, so that they can be paid. 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