“小时候干过最羞耻的事,好家伙,这也太日系了!”

发布于 2022-05-19 11:10

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小时候干过最羞耻的事…

The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…


有点善良,但是不多。

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我妹妹好像有那大病?

The day that you see me old and I am already not, have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If, when I speak to you,I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small, I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower,neither shame me nor scold me…


好家伙,这也太日系了!

03

伤敌一千,自损八百!

听你的试过了,它吸饱就飞走了!

04

《关于我爸以为我要喝奶茶这件事》

会不会你爸爸只是单纯的不想付钱

05

哈哈哈哈我真的笑到裂开!

再传一道就变成“对性过敏”。

06

所以说做好防护措施。

下次记得把口罩也带上

07

没出息的东西!

阿姨,我也不想努力了!

08

这个栏杆一下就夹到了我这个腚巴

我的肚巴笑的好痛哈哈哈哈

09

你就说送没送吧

亲亲不满意的话,

这边考虑给您换成0张2元的可以吗?

10

阳光女孩

11

加一个字毁掉一部电影

甄嬛传销

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