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1.为了给一岁儿子断奶，最近老婆把儿子交给我来带，今天带儿子坐公交车，旁边坐着一大凶美女拿着一瓶莫斯利安在喝，儿子眼巴巴的盯着看，美女笑了笑问儿子:“想喝吗？”儿子眨巴眨巴大眼睛一头扎进了美女怀里……

2.晚上公司里只有她一个人在加班，突然一双手捂住了她的眼睛！她娇嗔：讨厌，经理别玩了，人家加班呢！然而那双手并没有松开，而且还亲了她的脖子，她又娇嗔道：我知道是你王总！你就别闹了！但那双手仍没松开！他亲了她的秀发松开了手…她隐约中见一人影慢慢远去，只剩下办公桌上一个熟悉的饭碗，还有一碗热气腾腾的排骨汤…那一刻，她哭了，她连忙追了出去：张董！您听我解释啊张董！

3.刚认识老婆时，我拿她照片给老妈看，老妈摇了摇头：“不好。”我有点不乐意：“哪里不好了，她和你年轻时还有点像。”老妈：“这种面相的女孩会欺负你的，以后什么家务都让你做。”我反驳：“不可能。”这时老爸拿着拖把说：“别吵了，把脚抬一下。”

4.据报道，全球有20%的人因为肥胖而死亡。这就意味着80%的人因为瘦而死亡。什么体型最不容易死，一目了然。

5.放假陪女儿摆夜摊，她让我戴着闪光的发箍当模特。发箍闪的五颜六色，女儿说，老爸太帅了。于是给我拍了照还帮我发了朋友圈。第二天上班，同事憋住笑，过来安慰我：家里出那么大事，还有心思上班？看我不解，同事翻出来那张相片，正好是发箍闪绿光的时候按的快门，整个脑袋绿油油的一片……

7.儿子在公园疯了一上午，浑身是汗，拉着我的手很认真的跟我说，爸爸你好好赚钱，将来给我买个大大的房子，在房间里建一个这么大的公园，装上空调，这样我就不会热了！对不起儿子，爸爸耳朵不好，什么都没听见。。。

8.昨天和老婆路过一广场，看到一个老大爷正在练功夫，那马步扎的，一看就知道是行家。我对老婆说: 我也每天都扎马步，比这大爷扎的更低！老婆却对我说: 你那个叫拉屎！……

她空洞的双眼处流出，竟有种病态的美感。 秦安对这恐怖的景象丝毫不感到畏惧，而是穿过女子来到洗手台前，自顾自处理起手上的肉类，“都十年了，你这一套早就过时，吓不到我了。” “哼。”女子冷哼一声，脸上的血泪瞬间消失，黑白分明的眼睛重新出现，“现在嫌我过时了？那你是不是想去找刚刚那个女人。” “我可没这个贼心，更没这个贼胆。” “出来帮我弄一下电视，一直连不上。”女子瞬间从厨房消失，下一秒就漂浮在客厅的沙发上，“你要是敢我就先杀了你，然后再操纵你的尸体去大街上裸体跳三天三夜的女团舞。” 秦安听到这个威胁，原本无所谓的脸上止不住地抽抽，乖乖停下手里的动作，走出客厅开始摆弄起电视。 “网络停费，等拿到结算的工资去换个比较好的网络吧，先不充值了。”秦安话刚说出口，身体就不受控制的掏出手机，开屏充值按指纹，一气呵成。 电视上出现正在热播的新番动漫《女鬼老婆再爱我一次》，女子托着下巴看得津津有味，秦安则站在原地攥紧手机，咬牙切齿地看着扣费信息，要不是打不过这个女人，早就揍她一顿了。 造孽啊！为什么电视中别人的女鬼老婆要么高冷，要么善解人意，自己却养了这么个玩意，居然还是个二次元！ “真怀念十年前我们刚认识的时候，彼此都还有些拘谨，不会像现在这样”秦安只能碎碎念着重新走进厨房。 这个女子叫离夏，招惹上她也是秦安自己犯贱，十四岁的时候闲着无聊非得玩什么通灵游戏，结果莫名其妙的和她签了契约。 契约内容隔得时间太过久远，详细内容忘得差不多了，意思好像就是共享自己的生命灵魂之类的。 想到这里秦安就恨不得给自己两巴掌，叫你犯贱，搞得直到现在自己连正常女生的手都没牵过，就连想在电脑上看下小姐姐放松身心，旁边也一直有人盯着。 按照离夏的话说，这个世界并不存在鬼魂，它们更准确来说，应该叫做灵体，由于生灵对某种事情的强烈愿景或者极端In Qin'an's view, there is no place different from others except that employees are more or less offended with a little bit of wish, or there is any place outside that makes employees feel willing“ Oh, don't wander around. Take photos and take photos! " To rush for the road in an impatient way from summer“ All right, go right away. " Qin'an was helpless. When he made up his makeup and came to the studio, the staff were already waiting. It has to be said that makeup is a strong work, before and after he tossed over an hour, hair has been carefully managed, now he swept the casual appearance of the past, but also a bit of handsome taste. As for the hand that embroidered umbrella is not good to dress, with a big red headdress is, after all, makeup elder sister also has no experience of making up umbrella“ Come on! Hold your umbrella in your hands, like you do with your waist. " Huang Yue is on the command road below and constantly looking for angles. In Qin'an's eyes, it seems that the embroidered umbrella in her arms has become away from summer. Under the red tulle, there is a beautiful and delicate face hidden. In his mind, he apologized: "I will take a better set with you in the future."“ Well. "“ It's a strange man. I can feel deep in my heart for an umbrella. "“ I can do that to my wife. "“ You have a wife. "“ Of course, it's just a cell phone screen that can't be broken. " The staff below began to talk to each other, and then they shut up after being stared at by Huang Yue. Huang Yue finally found the right angle, and with a click, the flash came on. A deep evil will was enveloped on Qin'an. He turned back suddenly and found that the wish power of Huang Yue was suddenly intensified. The whole face was covered in the black fog, and he could not see the appearance clearly. Through the door, a red blood figure flashed away from the studio“ Is it him? " Qin'an squinted his eyes, but still obeyed his command, and kept putting out a posture. The white flower of 17 can not be white. The speed of taking photos is very fast. After all, there is no need for couples to adjust their positions“ See how it works. " Huang Yue holds the camera and constantly presses the button, so he has to say that the photography technology is still top-notch, at least in Qin'an's view, it seems that there is no fault“ If it doesn't matter, you can come and get the pictures the day after tomorrow. "“ All right Qin'an put his hand on Huang Yue's shoulder and found that there was no mistake in the judgment before,呵，开个玩笑。行，尹导你什么时候有时间？” “这得问你们家那位什么时候有时间吧？” “他呀，这段时间在写剧本呢，有空。” “行，那就晚上吧，晚上找个地方与京哥喝两杯。哦，不，不能京哥喝酒，他是酒桶。晚上我定了地方，发位置给你们。” 两人挂了电话，尹子雄开始找地方。最后选了个老北京的餐馆。 “三位，走吧，跟我一起去找吴大侠喝酒去。”尹子雄大手一挥，准备带着他的小团队一起去迎战酒神吴京。 “怎么去啊？尹总，你是不是得先给公司买辆车了？”沙墨问道。 “对哦，这是个事。等《时间规划局》的分账下来了，把这事解决了。”不是沙墨提醒，他都差点忘了，他这个公司连辆车都没有。 连他也没辆车。 对了，还得要买房啊，趁着现在便宜赶紧把房给买了。 接下来，四人打了辆车就奔喝酒的地而去。 这吃北京菜的餐馆就是不一样啊，必须得是古香古色的，名字也得有范，看看，这《大宅门》。 尹子雄一行先进去弄了个包厢，然后给谢楠发信息。 不一会，谢楠与吴京到了，裹得挺严实，反正是冬天，裹严实了也不怕人看见。 “京哥，你好，我可是你偶像……不对，你可是我的偶像啊！”尹子雄上前来先筐个瓢先。 然后众人哄笑，尹子雄尴尬不已，呀，太激动了。 “呀，尹导你才真的是我的偶像啊，两部电影现在干到了国内一流导演行例了。” “咳，京哥过奖，过奖。来，来，来，坐，今天找京哥一是有事相求，二是想认识一下京哥。” “别说有事相求，有事您吩咐，能做到绝不马虎。”吴京很豪气。 “嚯，豪气京哥，这才叫有大侠范。来，我们先走一瓶。”尹子雄袖子一撸，准备大干了。 吴京喜欢这样子，立马拿起一瓶啤酒两人一碰就咕咚咕咚给干了。 两人都很兴奋，吴京一拍桌子，“爽快，尹导，第一次见面就感觉合缘，要不咱们喝白的吧？那个有劲。” 尹子雄想哭，但也得硬头皮上啊。 “好，服务员，有什么白酒？” …… 尹子雄第二天下午来到公司后，头还是昏的，然后王宇看到了他。 “尹总，酒醒了？” “嗐，那，啥，京哥太能喝了，直接把我们三个给干趴下了。不过，幸好事谈成了。” 尹子雄惭愧的挠了下头。 “尹总，你，你们昨晚没谈事啊，光喝酒了，喝了酒就京哥就聊他在香港的悲惨经历，你就吹要做中国电影的英雄，然后两人越吹越嗨，最后都醉倒了。” 尹子雄睁着眼睛看了眼王宇，呵，这事给整得……Xia really felt a little tired. Although it’s very happy that cooking is recognized by others, it feels like it’s more tiring than finishing a battle, so she turned her head and said to Xionghua: 'Waiting for you to tell everyone what you think. Me.' The bear doll was stunned and waited for Qin An and the two people to enter the elevator before shouting out in grief, 'Qin An, you smashed me!' If you distribute these things to other residents, it will pay it back. Can you live in a nice apartment? I am afraid that I will be hung on the ceiling to light the sky lantern. But thinking of Lixia's request, it looked down at the things called cooking for a long time, then picked it up and walked downstairs. . Back to reality, Qin Anman looked helplessly at the already pitch-black kitchen, 'I should leave it to me in the future.' 'That won't work, I have found new hobbies.' Li Xia Now it can be said to be full of energy. Qin An still wanted to persuade, but thinking about it carefully, it was more peaceful than her previous hobbies. At most, she would spend a little effort to teach her, but the neighbors might have suffered during this time. When he cleaned up the kitchen, the pointer was already at half past five. He quickly grabbed the embroidered umbrella and smiled at the camera and ran downstairs to take a taxi. After all, they are also paid people now, and they don't have to be so distressed when they spend money. Originally, the camera management bureau was going to be recycled, but because Qin An was already half of the management bureau, and with Cheng Yuerong's guarantee, the smiling camera was still handed over to him. Biyu Garden is a wealthy villa area, located in the center of Kaiyang District. It is full of single-family villas. Moreover, the security guard of the doorman was very dedicated, and Qin An was stopped when he wanted to go in, because the dress was too simple, and the embroidered umbrella seemed nondescript while carrying, and he was almost kicked out. After the security called specifically to confirm with the owner of the villa, he was put in. Qin An walked slowly on the tree-lined path, constantly observing the surrounding environment. This villa area is built on the hillside. From the foot of the hill, there are only a few sparse lights on the top of the hill. It seems that there are few people living, most of which are turned off. The leaves on both sides of the road dazzled under the illumination of the street lamps, and the sound of insects and rustling from nowhere made people feel a little disturbed. And there seemed to be something peeping out in the dark villa. 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