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1.高中晚自习，和同桌面对面趴桌子上玩，中间放只笔转，笔尖指谁，另一个人就弹对方脑门一下，结果俩人耍赖用手去挡笔，一不小心俩人手就牵在一起，看对方一眼，马上像触电了一样，匆忙把手甩开，脸红，不敢看对方，之后是长长的一段尴尬。回忆起来很甜蜜，如今我有女友了，他也当爸爸了，再也回不去了。。

2.老婆刚生二胎，哥们聚会，我去不了，就回微信：老.二太小了，来不了。不明情况的哥们打电话给我说：“来吧，就吃饭唱歌，不干别的，不碍事。。。”我。。。

3.东郭先生驾驴驮着一大袋书走在山上，一头狼窜过来说：“先生请赶快把我藏进你的那条口袋吧！躲过这场灾难，我会报答你的大恩的！”东郭先生把狼塞进了袋子。不一会儿，只见一只身披红色长袍的母狼气势汹汹地操着一柄平底锅绝尘而过……

4.我发现一个基本规律：家里一切带有凹槽的物体，只要不是易燃物，且在较长的一段时间内没有人去移动，这个物体大概率将变成我爸的烟灰缸。

5.第一次租房时和房东面谈。房东说：每个月一千元租金，交一年的话呢就是一万。请原谅我理工科的头脑，我马上发现了错误。我反问道：一年一万，一个月不应该是八百多吗？房东听了觉得我说的很有道理，羞愧的改成了一年一万二。

6.老妈说她怀孕时，别人都追问大夫，肚子里是男孩还是女孩，唯独我妈不问。一次老妈去做产检，大夫特别忙。我妈漫不经心地问：“大夫，你说铁柱这个小名怎么样？”刘大夫：“不好，太爷们了！”后来果然，我因为太娘，至今没娶到老婆……

7.唉，老问题 女：你妈和我掉水，先救谁。男：你想嫁给不孝顺的人还是不爱你的人。女的瞬间凌乱了！

8.今天早上到大哥家，看到嫂子正在打小侄子，于是问到：嫂子，犯啥错了，打他？嫂子：这小子，老是说谎，你说能不教育？我一听立马说：小孩子还是教育为主，打不行！小侄子马上喊道：美丽、漂亮、温柔的姑姑赶紧救我！嫂子上去，啪啪又是两巴掌。我：怎么还打呢？嫂子：你看他，又说谎了！我：……

她空洞的双眼处流出，竟有种病态的美感。 秦安对这恐怖的景象丝毫不感到畏惧，而是穿过女子来到洗手台前，自顾自处理起手上的肉类，“都十年了，你这一套早就过时，吓不到我了。” “哼。”女子冷哼一声，脸上的血泪瞬间消失，黑白分明的眼睛重新出现，“现在嫌我过时了？那你是不是想去找刚刚那个女人。” “我可没这个贼心，更没这个贼胆。” “出来帮我弄一下电视，一直连不上。”女子瞬间从厨房消失，下一秒就漂浮在客厅的沙发上，“你要是敢我就先杀了你，然后再操纵你的尸体去大街上裸体跳三天三夜的女团舞。” 秦安听到这个威胁，原本无所谓的脸上止不住地抽抽，乖乖停下手里的动作，走出客厅开始摆弄起电视。 “网络停费，等拿到结算的工资去换个比较好的网络吧，先不充值了。”秦安话刚说出口，身体就不受控制的掏出手机，开屏充值按指纹，一气呵成。 电视上出现正在热播的新番动漫《女鬼老婆再爱我一次》，女子托着下巴看得津津有味，秦安则站在原地攥紧手机，咬牙切齿地看着扣费信息，要不是打不过这个女人，早就揍她一顿了。 造孽啊！为什么电视中别人的女鬼老婆要么高冷，要么善解人意，自己却养了这么个玩意，居然还是个二次元！ “真怀念十年前我们刚认识的时候，彼此都还有些拘谨，不会像现在这样”秦安只能碎碎念着重新走进厨房。 这个女子叫离夏，招惹上她也是秦安自己犯贱，十四岁的时候闲着无聊非得玩什么通灵游戏，结果莫名其妙的和她签了契约。 契约内容隔得时间太过久远，详细内容忘得差不多了，意思好像就是共享自己的生命灵魂之类的。 想到这里秦安就恨不得给自己两巴掌，叫你犯贱，搞得直到现在自己连正常女生的手都没牵过，就连想在电脑上看下小姐姐放松身心，旁边也一直有人盯着。 按照离夏的话说，这个世界并不存在鬼魂，它们更准确来说，应该叫做灵体，由于生灵对某种事情的强烈愿景或者极端The comparison may be slightly inferior, but the power erupted by Uub in this form cannot be underestimated. The figure fell on the ground, and hundreds of meters of sand and rocks were splashed around. Seeing a giant appear, those passers-by who were on the run were sluggish and took their place. 'That's...' 'Ultraman...?' 'Great, there is Uub here, we are saved!!!' People stopped slowly and looked far away , Exclaimed in his mouth. Hong Kai, who transformed into the head dart of Uub Aimelim, locked his sight to the five emperors on the opposite side. Uub and the five emperors did not fight immediately, but stood facing each other. This scene filled the hearts of those who stood on the ground and watched the battle. 'What's the matter, do the five emperors and Uub know each other?' 'Couldn't the two of them be accomplices? Although Uub is a righteous existence in Ultraman, no one knows how to appear in the real world. Is this fantasy product good or bad!!' 'What nonsense, how could Ultraman Uub know the monster, unless there is a possibility... The five emperors were changed by Juggler... Juggler and Hong I know each other between Kai!' 'Nani?? The five emperors transformed by Juggler... Looks like this, it seems to be true...' People kept guessing, and then slowly turned their eyes to that standing in the ground. Two giants on the opposite side. 'Kay... It's been a long time...' Juggler, who had turned into the Five Emperors, stared at Hong Kai and said slowly. 'Jugula, you still look like this. It disappoints me too much.' Hearing Hong Kai's words, Jagula shook his body and put on a combat posture and said: 'Then, fight.' The voice fell off. The Five Emperors roared and rushed towards Hong Kai with strides. 'Boom boom boom——!!!' As Juggler stomped on, the surrounding buildings swayed to the left and right, and the earth trembled. The onlookers on the ground in the distance all stood unsteadily and fell towards the ground. This movement was as terrifying as a terrifying earthquake. Because it combines the power of Ultraman Seven and Ultraman Cerro. Uub's combat speed is relatively fast. Looking at the five emperors rushing towards him, Hong Kai reflected quickly dodged sideways, avoiding the physical impact of the five emperors. Immediately afterwards, Uub took a step forward, grasping the shoulders of the five emperors with one hand, and slamming his fist with the other hand towards the abdomen of the five emperors. The five emperors who were hit by Uub's fist burst into a dazzling and bright fire, and the five emperors let out a low roar, and the figure immediately retreated a few steps. 'Om--' Uub's head gathered a dazzling brilliance, and immediately an aquamarine beam ray burst out of his head-- 'Triple Emerim Ray--!!!' 'Boom--! !!!' The light of triple Amelim glowing with faint green rushed toward the Five Emperors surgingly. The five emperors were operated by Juggler himself, so the five emperors were not stupid, and did not directly choose to use their bodies to block this attack. The triple Amelim rays released by Uub rushed out at the speed of light, and the Five Emperors quickly moved the left hand fused with the monster eye Q to the front of him.第三十章 一条栈道 九儿绝望的一头栽进了忘川河中，一个漩涡打来，紧紧把她裹了进去，瞬间不见了踪影…… 白秋顿时急了起来，喊着小川救人：“小川，快用你的法力把九儿救出来啊，我怎么看不到她了？小川你这河有多深……”白秋练急吼吼的不停的问着。 息忘川也已满头是汗，手指不停的打着结印，口里诵着各种咒语，试图把九儿从河里提出，但，河面依然浪涛翻滚，哪里还有九儿的影子…… 白秋练大哭着：“呜呜呜呜，我把九儿弄丢了，怎么办啊，这点小事我都做不好，九儿！！你在哪里啊！！” 河面阴风阵阵，伴着彼岸花香摄人心魄的徐徐飘过，可依然没有一丝九儿的痕迹，仿似她从没来过这里一般。 九儿一个人飘在忘川河中，身边围绕着大片贪婪的孤魂野鬼似要把她分食啃啮，她心中充满悲伤绝望，最亲的人的伤害、背叛，自私，贪婪，让她彻底的放弃对尘世的眷恋，当下不再挣扎，只是一门心思的求死，或者，逃离…… 忽然，她感到身边一阵漩涡打过，一瞬间竟把她卷到河底深处。 “罢了，这就是我的宿命吧，能让漩涡带到忘川河底，岂能还有活命的机会，呵呵，自己还真是惨，做鬼都能再死一次，都说人死为鬼，鬼死为聻，聻死为希，希死为夷，夷死为微，微死无形。自己究竟要去哪，变成什么，都无所谓了，只是快点离开这里，永远不再遇到他们就可以了。别了，这个世界，就当我没有来过……” 九儿闭上双眼，双手张开，没有挣扎，任凭水波带她肆意穿梭…… 正在飘荡着，九儿乎感手腕一热，小臂内的鸟型胎记似有一种无形的力量，拽着她快速向前冲去，忽左忽右，蜿蜒盘旋，不知过了多久，九儿好像撞到了什么东西，终于停了下来。 九儿惊讶的睁开眼，身边早已连个鬼影都没有了，面前除了静悄悄的河水中竟还有一扇小门，仿似乌金玄铁所铸，沉厚，坚硬。 九儿用力推了一下，却如蚂蚁撼树，正当打算离去，忽见门上竟有一个繁星图腾，细看之下，才发现图腾中心力竟是一颗空缺了的星星位置，虽然看不到具体的样子，但九儿恍似觉得它很熟悉，当下放脸凑过去端详。 只见一片金光闪过，九儿眼角的星星胎记竟然发出一道星光直冲图腾中心，光芒瞬间填满图腾的中心，只听“咔”的一声，门，竟开了。 九儿惊的合不拢嘴：门怎么会开？是凑巧吗？这后面是什么地方呢？ 犹豫片刻，她还是推门走了进去，才刚进去，只听咔的一声，门突然在身后关闭，回身望去，才发现门的里侧竟也刻着Who started the discussion? Just jumping from the coffee table into the air, the bear doll who was about to land suddenly staggered and fell heavily to the ground. Chapter 67 then broke the sword and lost the horse. The spirit body took a step back with great tacit understanding, and let the stage go. To the bear doll lying on the ground. 'I just start! The name of the residents committee is Lao Qidi, and the people are gathered by three bear kids with the help of Ni Yun. The idea is Ni Yun's perfection. 'The bear doll desperately wants to pull other spirits into the water, but she feels that there are many needles on her back. After feeling it, looking back, all the spirit bodies had green eyes. It shrugged its head wittily, and closed its mouth obediently. 'There is still a little bit of food left in the refrigerator since Xia made last time. If you are reluctant to eat, I will reward you. 'Li Xia suddenly brightened his eyes, and quickly drifted into the kitchen. He took out a plate of dark things from the refrigerator. At the same time, he carefully stuffed it into the microwave and heated it before putting it out in front of the bear doll. 'You like mine.' Food, I am very happy. 'Let's go back and think about our dreams!' 'The remaining spirits rushed into the toilet in a hurry, and there was continuous applause. Only the bear doll looked at what was in front of him, swallowed hard and waited for it to finish eating, Qin Anla The bear doll entered the market with a black air. It took him most of the morning to teach it the basics of computer operation and games. Then he taught it how to open a live broadcast room on the Lingwenyishi forum, because Other live broadcast rooms need specific identification information, and only this forum can be active on it, whether you are a human or not. So a live broadcast room called 'easy-going and cute new anchor seeks popularity', there is a bunch of 'real spirits'. 'The ten horrible mysteries verification' 'Those things that my wife and I have to say' seem out of place and unusually peaceful. 'Everything is difficult at the beginning, I will accompany you to fight a few Summoner's Canyon first, so that you can learn about the game. rule. 'Qin An looked at the popularity of the three people in the live broadcast room, and comforted. In order to make Xionghua not so lonely and helpless, he also specially moved a computer from a room with no one to 403. 'Fell in love with that summer.' , Your ID! 'Xionghua shook his head, thinking that his name Xiong Mengmeng is even better. 'I didn't get this ID. 'Qin An looked at the computer screen with no expression. He wanted to continue talking.移动花卡宝藏版19d 【移动花卡】 免费包邮移动花卡app,移动花卡权益领取中心,移动花卡,移动花卡,移动花卡服务 移动花卡宝藏版,移动花卡宝藏版2020,移动花卡宝藏版权益,移动花卡宝藏版19d